THE HUSBAND TAG

THE HUSBAND TAG

Where we met: At Adam's girlfriends apartment at Cinnamon Tree in BYU housing

How long we Dated before we got hitched: five and a half months

How long have we been married: eight years

What's my Fav feature about him: his eyes and smile (dimples)

What's my fav quality about him: He is so easy going and such a great husband and father and he cries in movies. He is also a very hard worker.

What's his nickname for me: Dove

His fav color: I would say yellow because he is such a happy guy.

His fav food: Sea food pasta

His fav sport: basketball or golf

Who said the L word first: Adam said it a week before I did.

First kiss when and where: The end of March-to the first of April in my apartment at Cinnamon Tree.

Favorite couple thing to do: Go out to eat and a movie.

How many kids: three

His hidden talent: He loves to write and read. He is very good at climbing trees. I would say his best talent is making people feel comfortable in our home.

His age: 32

His favorite music: Everything

What i admire most about him: His tender heart

His favorite pastimes: Probably his mission

Will he read his: Yes, he loves blogging

Did you ever stop to think and forget to start again...?

Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor…..

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman,”Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have “S” in it?

Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

IF 7-11 is open 24-7 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors.

Why is something sent in a car a shipment, and on a ship cargo?