Questions with Kyler

"Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work."
-Gallagher

Kyler, is true that you got picked on at school today?
Yeah, this mean boy was pulling on the back of my shirt and wouldn't let go.
Why was he doing that?
Cuz he's mean!
Do you know his name?
No, he's in the other kindergarten class.
Well, tell me what happened.
The teacher grabbed him and made his sit against the wall and lose recess.
Kyler, please tell me what happened.
Well, me and this other boy were just wrestling and...
Wait, is this the same boy that grabbed your shirt?
No! It was his friend.
So, who was the boy you were wrestling with?
I don't know. Another boy at the playground.
And you were playing, you know play wrestling?
Yeah!
Kyler, did the other boy know you were play wrestling?
No.
You just walked up to him and started wrestling?
Yeah.
Kyler, Kyler, Kyler.
What!?
And then why did his friend grab your shirt?
Because I was sitting on top of him, and he started calling for help.
And so his friend was just trying to get you off him?
Yeah, but he wouldn't let go of my shirt.
So what did you do?
I called over all my friends.
You did?
Yeah, and they came and brought the teacher.
And she saw the other boy pulling on your shirt.
Yeah, and he got in trouble.
Did she know he was only trying to help his friend?
No.
Did you tell her?
No.
Did she know you were wrestling?
No. We are not supposed to wrestle at recess.
So why were you wrestling?
The other boy wanted to.
I thought you said he didn't know you were playing.
He didn't. I just walked up to him and started play wrestling with him because he wanted to I thought.
So the boy that pulled your shirt lost recess for the day, and he was only trying to help his friend?
Yeah, but he wouldn't let go.
Kyler.
What?
Please don't wrestle any more at school. And I want you to say sorry to both of those boys tomorrow, Okay?
Okay Dad. Dad?
Yeah.
Wanna wrestle?